Ways to make money

I'm been thinking of ways to earn more money. So if you guys have any suggestions, please go ahead.

However, they must be legal ( or at least not illegal ), and does not involve me selling my virtue or body, as I have no virtue nor any body that anyone would pay for.

Here are some of the ones I thought of :

a) Sell my Blood : wonder how much does the blood bank pay ? cookies and milo credits ?

b) write children books and make parents pay the sky for them, bwah ha ha. ( Seriously, I have this up in a couple of days time )

c) create a new children's show, and fleece the parents on merchandising. I could go 2 ways about this,

• Create a singing and dancing show, but I'll need someone to write really cheesy songs
• Or a japanese 'rangers' show, but I'll need cheesy special effects for these

I need volunteers to dress up in costumes for the above. Any one interested ? I'll pay peanuts !

d) steal some nuclear bomb and blackmail the world for 1 million dollars ! Bwah ha ha ha !!! On second thoughts, I'll only get attacked by Bush.

e) get everyone to donate to the make Sam rich fund. If I had 1 cent from everyone in singapore, I'll be 4 million dollars richer. Add to that all the foreign talent, I'll have another 2 milllion. Come on everyone, call that number, send that check !!

f) Create a new idol/superstar show. Or I need are some showbiz has-beens, some cute and/or pretty boys and girls, and a 1900 number. Here comes Mime Superstar !! no ? What abt So you think you can bagpipe ! or maybe Ah Beng/Lian Idol !!!

Remember, don't steal my ideas ah ! If you do, please send me some money ok ?

Later !