History in the making

Hello .... , is this thing on ???

Ok, welcome to the historical first posting of Bard's Tales by ehmm Sharr the Bard.

Years later, when you are relating this to your children (for those of you capable of reproducing with another compatible species), you will be able to tell them that you were here when Sharr uttered his first words of wisdom.

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'Better to be a live chicken then a dead duck'